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B​.​R​.​D. (Obligatory Ballad)

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lyrics

I got a tube top tan, got no time to waste
I got a big, big butt and a bag on my face
I got a gun in my hand, and I mean to squeeze
I got a really really really bad skin disease

And I grab on to ya, pretty little momma
And I hold you close to me
Because I got these 3 little words that I really wanted to say:
Big rubber dick

I got a real mean look on the front of my head
I got this crazy idea, I'd prefer you dead
I got a mouth full of germs, and there's more in my bed
I got a big rubber dick and some spendin' bread

And I grab on to ya, pretty little momma
And I hold you close to me
Because I got these 3 little words that I really wanted to say:
Big rubber dick

I got a little hepatitis from a toilet seat
I got a worm in my brain from some tainted meat
I got pubic lice, but they're too small to see
I got a big rubber dick, and some anal beads

And I grab on to ya, pretty little momma
And I hold you close to me, yeah yeah
Because I got these 3 little words that I really wanted to say:
Big rubber dick

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from The Millipede, released October 12, 2012

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The Millipede Austin, Texas

The Millipede:
Frank Humungus: Vocals
Jack Burden: Guitar/Vocals
Ethan Morris: Drums
Chris Taylor: Bass
Stephanie Smuts: Vocals

Austin's first, best and only SuperRadAwesome Core band! Decimating the world's beer supply and replacing it with musical tales of epic nerdery since 2009!
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