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Captain Kirk Karate

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lyrics

I come down from the starship Enterprise
Look at me funny and I bust you in the eye
Will you never learn that you shouldn't even ever try?

I don't know what you think you want from me
I could teach you, but you couldn't afford the fee
But wear the red shirt and I'll let you in free.

I'm gonna start my own karate school, and we'll rule (we'll rule) like Cobra Kai
I know you got the fever for the flavor of danger
Come on, baby, won't you let me take you for a ride?

Fly
Through the air
Feet first
I know you're scared
Kick you
And I fall down, that's Captain Kirk Karate
Club
You in the spine
Fingers
Intertwined
Break your hands
If you tried, but I know Captain Kirk Karate

Finnegan laughed at me back in academy days
But I beat him down, left him walkin around in a haze
What you gotta say now, with blood all over your face?

Yeah, Kang and Koloth always step to me
Talkin bout I'ma be speakin Klingonese
How you gonna look eatin' Gagh with no teeth?

Undefeated, hit you like depleted uranium in your cranium, droppin you to your knees.
Oh, I know you think you got the strength of 5 men, but Khan, do you really think you can handle this?

Fly
Through the air
Feet first
I know you're scared
Kick you
And I fall down, that's Captain Kirk Karate
Club
You in the spine
Fingers
Intertwined
Break your hands
If you tried, but I know Captain Kirk Karate

What you see has been handed down from the time of the beginning without change
This is the Vulcan heart.
This is the Vulcan soul.
This is Captain Kirk Karate.

Fly
Through the air
Feet first
I know you're scared
Kick you
And I fall down, that's Captain Kirk Karate
Club
You in the spine
Fingers
Intertwined
Break your hands
If you tried, but I know Captain Kirk Karate (x2)

Khan! (x3)

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from The Millipede, released October 12, 2012

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Frank Humungus: Vocals
Jack Burden: Guitar/Vocals
Ethan Morris: Drums
Chris Taylor: Bass
Stephanie Smuts: Vocals

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